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[Jul. 21st, 2005|05:26 am]
Jello!
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Ladies and gentlemen, a news flash:

STRAWBERRY JELLO SUCKS.

In other news, the day that I ran out of orange jello just might have been the saddest day ever.

Has anyone ever noticed that, even when you can handle nothing else, you can always eat jello? IT IS THE FOOD OF THE GODS.

*scampers off*
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[User Picture]From: alistaere
2005-07-21 02:02 pm (UTC)
OMG, I haven't eaten jello in like, MONTHS. I srsly need to go out and buy some. But no strawberry jello.

Dude, you know what would be frikken awesome? Coconut jello. Fuck. That sounds amazing.
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[User Picture]From: sin_and_repent
2005-07-21 03:57 pm (UTC)
The world would have to bow down to Coconut Jello.
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[User Picture]From: alistaere
2005-07-21 04:06 pm (UTC)
YES.
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From: fujikujaku
2005-07-22 12:57 am (UTC)
BUT IT, YES. And stay faar, faar away from the strawberry jello. It's infected with grossness. >_>

Coconut jello?! But, but... coconuts make me cry. ;~;
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[User Picture]From: alistaere
2005-07-22 01:06 pm (UTC)
... what have coconuts done to traumatize you so? o_o
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From: fujikujaku
2005-07-27 06:02 pm (UTC)
They have ruined many a cake for me. DDD:
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[User Picture]From: alistaere
2005-07-27 09:20 pm (UTC)
Oh noes! D: The bastards...
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From: sakramentti666
2005-07-21 06:48 pm (UTC)
Jello can fix anything. It's like a good lover - always there for ya....unless you need to go out and buy more. But still! It could do your evil bidding, or past that silly French final....or just make you happy. That's why I worship teh ORANGE JELLO >:)
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From: fujikujaku
2005-07-22 12:58 am (UTC)
There should be a law, that jello must have it's own temple in every city. D: I would so be a dork and visit that temple ALL THE TIME. >_>

Seriously. I want someone to name one thing that jello cannot fix. o_oV It's like duct tape, only... tastier. >_>;; *shot*
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[User Picture]From: ottermac
2005-07-23 05:07 pm (UTC)
Jello = amazing

Have you noticed that it's a lot like kool-aid?
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From: fujikujaku
2005-07-27 06:03 pm (UTC)
I so agree with you, on both accounts. D:

Methinks that jello and kool-aid are long lost cousins or something. o_o
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[User Picture]From: ottermac
2005-07-28 03:19 am (UTC)
Oooo, separated at birth...

Perhaps the Jello powder is actually kool-aid with lots of added sugar?
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From: fujikujaku
2005-07-30 08:16 pm (UTC)
Perhaps! :O We should test this theory. xDDD
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[User Picture]From: ottermac
2005-07-31 01:39 am (UTC)
Most definitely!

We'll have one pack of cherry kool-aid powder, and one of cherry jello powder. And we shall compare!
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